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shikaamaru:

My SAT reading and writing scores

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My math score

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youre-5-foot-a-bitch:

even if youre not in the roosterteeth community just watch this omg

lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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awsomecupcakepro:

thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

THATS SO FUCK ADORABLE OMG

fuck-benedict:

hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

She’s here to kick ass.

warmbug:

trying to decode what you wrote to yourself.jpeg

sinterwoldiers asked: Please watch b99 it's so great

i just might start it……… but i watch so many things…….. nng hbhghthghbph

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

Stop yelling at me 
I am not the punching bag your voice lands on when you’re angry 
every word damages my self esteem 

Stop yelling at me 
I have scars made of syllables and consonants 
I do not deserve your verbal garbage 
I do not deserve it 

One day your sentences will be in a letter 
I will craft it with calligraphy 
and ruin it with tears 
I will write about the punching bags 
and the scars 
and I hope you keep your trophy 
when I’m six feet below 

stop yelling at me 
stop yelling at me 

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I am tired of feeling like your outlet

m.n.

(via unscriptedconfabulationmn)

de-pressedflower:

tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

Anonymous asked: this is a music note thingy idk how to actually type it

arctic monkeys- mardy bum

i’ve seen your frown and it’s like looking down the barrel of a gun

edgebug:

sincerely, a person who has been on prozac for 9 years

this is in response to some shitty stuff i’ve seen on my dash recently. it’s super simplified, so if you’d like to know some more indepth stuff on how exactly it works, google it—OR BETTER YET actually talk to a mental health doctor psychiatrist person wow

derpcakes:

villains with tragic backstories

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