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my headphones were plugged into whiskey!

sexbangs:

So, overnight I hit 5k+ followers. Like, that’s not even a small army anymore; that’s a big ass army. And to thank you guys, I wanna do a little giveaway! Hooray free things! So, what am I gonna be giving away? Well, let’s see:

  • (1) item from the Game Grumps store. A t-shirt, the Starbomb CD, the Starbomb poster, the keychain; hell, I’ll even buy you the Steam Train undies if that’s what you really want. 
  • Both of the Ninja Sex Party albums from either BandCamp or iTunes!

Awesome, right? Right. So, what do you have to do to get the things mentioned above? TO THE BULLET POINTS!

  • Reblog and like this post. Reblog as many times as you want, no giveaway blogs please!
  • Be following me!
  • Be comfortable giving me your address for shipping. 

That’s literally it! I would, however, appreciate it if you took a minute to check out the Thanks Grumps project that I’m doing and if you want to, please submit a photo! :) Other than that, all you have to do is wait. I’ll be picking a winner via RNG on OCTOBER 1ST! :)

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insomniackid7:

guarneretoye:

consider these:

  • there’s a long ass train and we’ve been waiting for it to pass for twenty minutes and you’re leaning out of the window of your car yelling at it so i’ll make some polite conversation au
  • i’m somewhere past drunk and decidedly lost and you’re a kindly local on a nighttime outing au
  • i ran away from home and knocked on the wrong door but you want to take me in anyway au
  • waiting in a holding cell together for our friends to bail us out and you’re unexpectedly cool au
  • are they staring at me or staring into the space around me i can’t tell and it’s intimidating au
  • i come here when i want to be alone and i didn’t think anyone knew about it so where the hell did you come from au
  • met you at a bar but it turns out you’re a soldier and you’re getting shipped into combat tomorrow au
  • gave a running hug to the wrong person at the airport and knocked you to the ground au
  • i’m a government worker and i had to seduce you for a case but i’m starting to like you legitimately au
  • you came to look at the puppies i have for sale and you’re so into it that i can’t help but kneel down and help you assess them au
  • walking between my s.o and you and i grabbed the wrong damn hand au
  • called the wrong number and confessed my love to you in a sappy way before you could get a word in au
  • we were studying across from each other in the library not acknowledging each other for hours and you passed out and fell onto my book so i’m screwed au
  • Accidentally “parkoured”  through your window and I have to pay you back  but I’m dead broke au
  • You get stuck in the weirdest places au
  • Got plastered at a Halloween party but I met you and I’m kinda in love but I don’t remember your name so now I have to find you through hazy memories and a kiss au
  • It’s a rainy day and I see you get get side-splashed by a car and I’m laughing so hard until I get hit too au
  • Hey you! yes you! Pretend to be my S.O. to piss off my dad au
  • "I’m sorry I was too mesmerized by you to see the pole. What do ya mean I’m bleeding?" au
  • Random Karaoke partner night and we sound heavenly together au
  • We’re new next door neighbors whose roofs out the window are close enough to have a little patio
  • Drunkenly sold my soul to a demon and now I’m their bitch but this might be not so bad au
  • The train is always crowded and I don’t mind if you sit on my lap even if we sit like this for a month au
  • I did not know I had a piercing fetish before you au
  • Airport messed up so now we’re the only two passengers on the plane au
  • You’re so beautiful I did a spit-take. All over you. Hi my name’s embarrassing idiot why don’t I pay for the laundry au
  • I caught a home-run ball can you sign it for me please au
  • You’re an Angel and I’m a Demon and we met while hiding in human form and I love you au
  • We got knocked down a hill by a car accident and we’re not in too good shape but rescue’s coming in a day…or 3 au
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arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

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women: can u not touch our butts without knowing if we're okay with it? kthx.
men: modern feminism has gone TOO FAR. we already gave you THE VOTE and JOBS and now you're OPPRESSING US by assuming we're all RAPISTS. PATRIARCHY IS NOT REAL B/C NOT ALL MEN.
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penicillium-pusher:

Simple definition posters for some of the aromantic spectrum

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gamegrumps:

hello! i’m the owner of the game grumps blog. i’m sorry this isn’t related to the regular content here, but this is very important to my own personal well being and safety and it would mean the world if some of you read and maybe helped me out out if you could.
i’m 22 years old and living at home with my father who has physically and verbally abused me for years. he is incredibly toxic to my mental health and i suffer from depression, anxiety, and other things i don’t feel comfortable to disclose.
i am working a part time job but because of long travel and short hours, i am spending the majority of my earnings on gas and the rest goes to my father who is making me pay rent to live at home. i am putting out applications for better places but i haven’t been hearing back from anyone.
i am in desperate need to get out and live a healthier life outside of my father and his abuse, but i don’t have anywhere else to go and i really cannot start to afford it.
i hate to ask for hand outs but i feel very trapped here. i know that there are other more important things to put your money towards, but anything at all would be a huge help for me at this point.
i wanted to offer some sort of service like commissions but i don’t have the state of mind to offer good consistent art to anyone and for that i am sorry.
but if you want, you can click this link to donate to my paypal ( loribunnoli@gmail.com )
these donations will help me towards moving out in the future and having a safe place to stay or to give me something to fall back on if things get worse.
again i’m sorry but i’m feeling helpless and i don’t know how much more i can take. i truly appreciate your time if you read this or decide to give anything. thank you!!!

gamegrumps:

hello! i’m the owner of the game grumps blog. i’m sorry this isn’t related to the regular content here, but this is very important to my own personal well being and safety and it would mean the world if some of you read and maybe helped me out out if you could.

i’m 22 years old and living at home with my father who has physically and verbally abused me for years. he is incredibly toxic to my mental health and i suffer from depression, anxiety, and other things i don’t feel comfortable to disclose.

i am working a part time job but because of long travel and short hours, i am spending the majority of my earnings on gas and the rest goes to my father who is making me pay rent to live at home. i am putting out applications for better places but i haven’t been hearing back from anyone.

i am in desperate need to get out and live a healthier life outside of my father and his abuse, but i don’t have anywhere else to go and i really cannot start to afford it.

i hate to ask for hand outs but i feel very trapped here. i know that there are other more important things to put your money towards, but anything at all would be a huge help for me at this point.

i wanted to offer some sort of service like commissions but i don’t have the state of mind to offer good consistent art to anyone and for that i am sorry.

but if you want, you can click this link to donate to my paypal ( loribunnoli@gmail.com )

these donations will help me towards moving out in the future and having a safe place to stay or to give me something to fall back on if things get worse.

again i’m sorry but i’m feeling helpless and i don’t know how much more i can take. i truly appreciate your time if you read this or decide to give anything. thank you!!!

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xlthuathopec:

cheesyturtle:

Rich girl jokes

t h IS I S P ER EF C T O H M YF UC K IN G GO D I LVOE I T

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saltandpuff:

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

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sightless-cat:

motivational ghost buddies!

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waryjack:

cranialgames:

teapotsahoy:

vassraptor

coffeeandcockatiels:

Always make sure to start Wandows Ngrmadly.

#ia ia windows fhtagn
I don’t think this boot looks promising.

Wandows

You’ll probably want to enable Fetwgrkifg, in case you have to dgwflged new drivers. 

waryjack:

cranialgames:

teapotsahoy:

vassraptor

coffeeandcockatiels:

Always make sure to start Wandows Ngrmadly.

#ia ia windows fhtagn

I don’t think this boot looks promising.

Wandows

You’ll probably want to enable Fetwgrkifg, in case you have to dgwflged new drivers. 

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agentmaines:

people who think you’re not a real rt fan if you dont watch rvb

image

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tachibanamakotos:

*becomes educated on issues and learns not to use slurs* *literally everyone u come in contact with uses said slurs and u cringe*

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geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then

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